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The recent Somali pirates got me thinking…What the hell were these posers thinking? We are a people of imagination and tradition. We like our villains to be riddled with pyschosis, physically intriguing, adept at plotting & a good, solid narrative to back up this plotting. Skinny pirates in tattered shirts? Come on, Really? You are going up against the baddest military ever constructed and this is what you got?  Though I’ve never been a super gung-ho Military hawk, I have to admit that I swelled with pride at the Navy Seals’ skill and resolve. Highly Trained, highly skilled, highly heroic. AWESOME!

With that in mind, check out these true monsters and pirates. These tshirts harken back to when villains were villains.